People lissen, I don’t tink they undahstand what I’m doin’.

…Ah you kiddin’ me? He cahn’t even tie his own tie.

We do a little dahnce. It’s rilly fun.

Y’shud see me in the mahnings.

They used ta have an Employee Of The Month at the precinct, but I’ve gaht a suspicion it’s rigged.

Madison told me to read War and Peace. I keep meanin’ to staht it, but there’s always somethin’ good ahn TV…

Wha…? That’s not what I meant at all!

Jeez, I should’a known it was a trick question.

Is everyone in the innernet this ahbsessed with guys makin’ out, or do I just get all the cranks?

Huh. Well ahbviously I’d want to avoid the Origahmi Killah.

I don’t know what ‘snog’ means. Sounds kinda violent, though, so I guess Blake.

Suppose that means I’m stuck marryin’ Ethan. That’s not so bad, I guess - it’s not like we’d have any kids for him to lose.

Yeah, I still got ARI. I know I should prahbably leave the damn thing in a dumpstah somewhere, but what can you do?